When I wasn't working this month, I did some things.


The Rentals at Nokia Theater, 8/24


The Onion vs. High Times Softball in Central Park, 8/24/07


Farewell Drinks for Brandon, 8/17


Rockabilly Festival at Coney Island, 8/18


Junior Senior at Highline Ballroom, 8/13

I've seen this guy on 6th Ave. You can tell just by looking at him that he's an asshole, but did you know that he's also a Nazi? Can anyone say DREAM DATE?!



( The full article in Time Out New York )

The Onion is sponsoring the Coney Island Rockabilly Festival this weekend, so I'll be working tomorrow. I'm supposed to get there around noon, but I don't think I'll be there until about 2. It should be pretty cool, what with all the rockabilly music and burlesque performers (there are hundreds of them!) Give me a call if you think you might head down. My plan is to dump an enter to win bucket on a table and wander around for a few hours.

Here's something mildly interesting. As I'm sure you've seen by now, there's a website called findheman.com that is dedicated to tracking the human phenomenon that is this man:



If you hang out near Union Square or Madison Square Park, chances are pretty good that you've been able to bask in his shirtless, choker wearing, scrunchy toting glory. Lucky for me, I work right between the two parks and our office has had some pretty amazing He-Man sightings. Some of us think that he's noticed us all standing along the back windows of our office holding up "9.5" signs and cheering him on. The other day our Senior Programmer happened to notice that He-Man was again outside of our windows taking a little workout break. About half-way through his reps, I had finally found a camera and manged to get this priceless shot:



But that's not all. You can now see the man, the myth, the legend, in action. A force to be reckoned with.

Hello friends and dream lovers,

Here comes another Bro'in Out! This month we're joined by the one and only Andrew W.K., as well as the the hilarious John Oliver (The Daily Show), the incomparable Kurt Braunohler (Hot Tub Variety Show), and music by the unstoppable Sam Bisbee. The show is only $5 and sure to be a big ball of excitement, laughs and fuzzy slippers. Hope to see you there!

Bro 'in Out with Leo, Tony & bartender Jawnee Conroy
With special guests:
Andrew W.K .
John Oliver
Kurt Braunohler
and musical guest Sam Bisbee

Monday, August 20, 8 p.m.
Upright Citizen's Brigade
$5
Click here to reserve tickets!

I never did make it to a real prom. Somehow I think this past Thursday made up for it.

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More prom photos!

23 hours until PROM! Hello taffeta...goodbye virginity!

I was a good speller. There is more proof here

Holy crap! This show will be great!

Bro'in Out with Leo, Tony and bartender Jawnee
With special guests Andrew W.K., Found Footage Festival and more!
Upright Citizen's Brigade
Monday, June 18
8 p.m., $5
Click here to make a reservation. This show will sell out, reserve soon!

Please note that Andrew W.K. will be an interviewed guest, he will not be performing. Musical guest TBA.

Seriously, if you want to go make a reservation. I love you guys, but I'm not gonna have comps.

xo,

~m

Hey folks,

Tonight marks the 22nd meeting of The Onion Society For The Preservation Of Alcohol. Stop by for two thrilling hours of free boozing and a hangover you won't soon forget.

Tonight
Free Jameson from 7-9 p.m.
Lazy Catfish
593 Lorimer St. (between Conselyea St. & Metropolitan Ave.)
Willamsburg, Brooklyn

If you can come, please let me know so that i can put you on the guest list.

xo,

~Marianne